I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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