i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
