i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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