Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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