Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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