I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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