i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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