I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He shit in the fireplace
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