As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I am naked and annoyed.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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