It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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