After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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