his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I understand Curling. That high.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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