he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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