He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
