.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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