I have demons in me.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She announced her abortion via fbk
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Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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