either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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