Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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