Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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