Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Randomize
