Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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