My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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