Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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