I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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