Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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