Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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