I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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