never play flip cup with pint glasses
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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