Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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