Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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