Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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