It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I'm really busy with my period
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