All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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