I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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