And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
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Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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