I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I can't turn off my feet"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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