walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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