His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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