Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The power of my boobs compel you
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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