I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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