I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Blow job season was short but glorious.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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