So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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