Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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