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• (559): View more from California

  kristin has been a bad kristin

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail

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• (818): View more from California

  he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!

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  correction: escorted out

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I will never swim in a flooded basement again..

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• (310): View more from California

  Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.

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• (619): View more from California

  When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.

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