My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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