Well apparently he's into motor boating.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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