Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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