Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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