Don't EVER smell your tampon
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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