don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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