If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Walk of Shame today included voting.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
