Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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