drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
