I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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