HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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